Some things go to together like oil and water. Or fire and ice.
So discovered the star of British reality show “Only Way is Essex” actress Lauren Pope who complained that a nose job ruined her love life because plastic surgeons banned any romantic bedroom activity while undergoing healing. (Read more about Pope’s nose job.)
Immediately after any cosmetic plastic surgery, surgeons’ post-op orders are: do not do anything in the weeks after surgery that will raise your blood pressure. Included would be weight lifting, aerobics or other strenuous activities, usually for two to three weeks.
For those who do not already know, bouts of amour raise blood pressure and can cause recently closed incisions to bleed and possibly bruise and swell. So it’s a good idea – even if you believe that instant gratification takes too long – to put off romantic intimacy after surgery.
Actually, more than one couple has encountered episodes of fresh bleeding after a plastic surgery procedure because they rushed things too soon in the boudoir.
In fact, we and several other cosmetic plastic surgeons were once interviewed for an article, Hook-Up Hiatus: The Truth About Sex After Plastic Surgery in W Magazine; the article was about post-surgery patients who were old enough to know better but apparently could not resist intimate moments.
In our case, the call came in the middle of the night from a 50-ish gentleman who had undergone a face and neck lift only five hours before. Our patient went to a Beverly Hills recovery center – which will go nameless for now – where he was overwhelmed by the charms of yet another, younger recovering plastic surgery patient who fell into his arms soon after meeting.
Results?
Predictably enough, his and her blood pressures were raised beyond normal limits, with our patient suffering bleeding from his freshly closed incisions. The other result, alas, was that we were summoned from a warm bed and restful sleep to again close his incision in the wee hours.
Our patent later lamely admitted he may have forgotten his post-op instructions because he was coming out of anesthesia when the post-op, no-sex rule was first mentioned.
In any event, we can only pass along the advice of a New York state plastic surgeon who tells his surgical rejuvenation patients to carefully manage “The 3 E’s” after surgery: emotions, exercise and eroticism.


