Scientists are always studying things. There was once a serious study to find why toast always falls to the floor, buttered side down. (We are NOT making this up!)
We were actually looking for a study about deviated septums leading to depression but, but came across the buttered-toast-falling-to-the-floor study.
Ever since, scientists have worked on various other factors affecting the downward flight of buttered toast toward your kitchen floor. Query the phrase, “Why toast falls to the floor buttered side up” you’ll find at least 18 journal articles on Google Scholar.
Oh well, back to septums. We also observe that nose job patients coming into our office asking about rhinoplasty often complain about a nose that does not breathe well. And they also tend to not feel so well. You can pretty much take it for granted.
But has it been officially studied by cosmetic plastic surgeons or anybody else? Not until now.
Eight Brazilian Ph.Ds noticed the same thing – that bends, twists and swollen structures inside the nose can affect your life in more ways that just poor breathing.
So they studied the effects of:
- A deviated septum
- Other internal nasal blockages
Sixty patients were rounded up with 32 assigned to a deviation group. Another 28 who had no nasal blocks were put in a comparison group.
Then, all sixty filled out several questionnaires on general health. Findings included that the deviation group had 11 depressed people while the non-deviation group had only two.
Moreover, the deviation group had a “worse quality of life score” while the non-deviation group enjoyed a 90 percent rate of physical functioning (running, sports, doing housework, etc.) But the subjects with breathing obstructions only had a 77 percent rate of ability doing physical tasks.
Overall, a deviated septum was linked to feeling tired, worn out and having less energy. The blocked nasal group also had more emotional problems and did not get along with others as well as those in the no-deviation group. (Read the deviated septum and depression article.)
For women, that meant having a blocked nose can cause more:
- Introversion
- Immaturity
- Obsession with self-image
It gets worse for guys with blocked noses; they tend to be stubborn, skeptical, pessimistic and perfectionist.
Commonly reported among both men and women with nasal deviations: they “feel so down in the dumps that nothing could cheer them up.”
Unfortunately, “nasal deviation” covers a lot of ground. Anybody with a deviated septum or blocked turbinates could fit into the group.




